The ‘Most Necessary’ Sex Scene In A Movie Has An Equally Memorable Sex Scene In The Film’s Sequel

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Earlier this week, we wrote about the “most unnecessary sex scene in a movie,” which is, in fact, the most necessary sex scene in a movie. If Jason Statham‘s adrenaline-junkie Crank character Chev Chelios (what a fantastic collection of words) doesn’t have sex with Amy Smart as she’s bent over a mailbox in public while a crowd cheers them on, he’ll literally die.

The (sigh) discourse around (double sigh) sex scenes in movies brought a lot of overdue attention to Crank and its batsh*t sequel, Crank: High Voltage, which has an equally memorable — and necessary — sex scene. As X user @Douggernaut_2 wrote, “was super heartening to see everyone go ‘No this sex scene is actually super necessary’ in response to the Crank scene. but i must remind everyone that the sequel’s sex scene is even better. amy smart super underrated in these ‘Give the kitty some more cream!’ is so gd funny.”

Fair warning: this scene is more NSFW than the Crank clip.

was super heartening to see everyone go “No this sex scene is actually super necessary” in response to the Crank scene. but i must remind everyone that the sequel’s sex scene is even better. amy smart super underrated in these “Give the kitty some more cream!” is so gd funny pic.twitter.com/q3ldhEQjL6

— Guy Who Tells Hartnett He’s in a TRAP Truths (@Douggernaut_2) May 14, 2024

Back in 2006, Statham was asked about having sex in public in the original Crank. “I was concentrating on what I was up to,” he told Entertainment Weekly. “I mean, the most challenging thing was because it was uncharted territory for me. I’ve done a lot of things in action films, but I’ve never had to do what we had to do in this movie, me and Amy [Smart, his costar]. Oh god! I have to take my hat off to her because you know she really did indulge herself, with no princely attitude — she was really game!”

You can see reactions to the Crank: High Voltage racetrack scene — tied for the most necessary sex scene in a movie? — below.

Nothing will prepare you for this https://t.co/XP4VwPxTHD

— town sigh-er (@lilbreadpedlar) May 14, 2024

Not even remotely joking when I say that Crank 2 is one of my favorite movies of all time. I own 3 feature film DVDs, this is one of them. I’ve cried laughing at this movie every rewatch. True masterpiece. https://t.co/ozj0qLrvlR

— Claudio (DREE) (@Claudio_DREE) May 14, 2024

Amy smart would’ve been perfect for a John Waters movie https://t.co/UJRLENIPar

— Van Sievert #CeaseFire #LeakCoyoteVsAcme (@SievertVan) May 15, 2024

I will always repost Crank 2. It’s the best “bad” movie ever made and I will absolutely die on this hill https://t.co/MHAWFvpJDv

— Gaseous Clay (@ShawnZebley) May 14, 2024

She should have been a much bigger deal. Fearless performer with generational comedic chops. https://t.co/Zy4P5BildG

— L’avventura: Pet Detective (@joshbrunsting) May 14, 2024

Scorsese could never https://t.co/ABQAQlVJ89

— dan elkind (@DoubleEBooks) May 14, 2024

I forgot how fucking insane these movies are.
imma need Crank 3 tbh. lmao https://t.co/fY097nJJ62

— MrCjprice (@mrcjprice193) May 14, 2024

we used to
make things https://t.co/5jhHKQTnqZ

— marc (@nu_marcus) May 14, 2024

I will never forget the first time I saw this my jaw was on the fucking floor https://t.co/Vpvxm8fNke

— LiLKUNT++** (@03keedo) May 14, 2024

Crank: High Voltage is available to stream on Max.

 


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